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FIVE YEAR ENGAGEMENT – RATED R.
Jason Segel and Emily Blunt play a couple who just can’t seem to get their wedding act together. A cross-country career move acts as the catalyst for a gradual spiral into relationship hell. Stolen smooches, hilarious hunting, frozen toes and even knitwear ensues… A LOT of knitwear!
SAFE – RATE R
Jason Statham stars as a karate-chopping cage fighter who loses everything after he blows a rigged match. When he sees a girl—who he later discovers to be a math prodigy—being tormented by the same gangsters who killed his wife, he takes action to protect her.
THE PIRATES – BAND OF MISFITS – RATED PG
The Pirate Captain (Hugh Grant) fearlessly leads his inept crew, and his big boned parrot, to a life full of adventure and booty. Along the way, the Captain realizes his life’s goal is to become the Pirate of the Year, so he leads his ship to Victorian London, where the competition is held. Alas, the Captain may be woefully under qualified to win the prize. But don’t expect that to stop him, or his crew, from swashbuckling their way through.
THE RAVEN – RATED R
In 19th century Baltimore, the macabre mind of writer Edgar Allan Poe (John Cusack) is at its prolific height. Unfortunately, a deranged reader becomes overly inspired by Poe’s work and begins copycatting the grisly murders in the author’s canon. After ruling out Poe as a suspect, cracker-jack detective Emmett Fields (Luke Evans) elicits the writer’s help in solving the murders. Or so he hopes.
TOP 10 MOVIES IN THE U.S.A. (Week ending Fri. Apr. 27, 2012)
1. Think Like A Man
2. The Lucky One
3. The Hunger Games
5. The Three Stooges
6. The Cabin in the Woods
7. American Reunion
8.Titanic 3D (THIS IS A PARODY TRAILER THAT IS SIMPLY HILARIOUS)
9. 21 Jump Street
10. Mirror Mirror
Other releases (limited)
“96 Minutes” follows the story of four kids caught in the middle of a carjacking; in “Bernie,” Jack Black stars in the story of a real-life Texas murder by a funeral director; “Citizen Gangster” is about a post-WWI bank robber; “The Broken Tower,” written and directed by James Franco, tells the story of the late poet Hart Crane; “Area 407″ follows two sisters whose flight ends up crashing; Juliette Binoche stars as a Parisian journalist in “Elles”; “The Giant Mechanical Man” features Jenna Fischer falling for a street performer; “Headhunters” is about a headhunter-turned-art thief; “Sound of My Voice” includes a documentary team following a cult; and comic-book legend Stan Lee’s film, “With Great Power,” airs on April 27 at 8pm on Epix
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